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英语小笑话

考场英语作文 时间:2010-02-17

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英语小笑话篇(一):短篇的英语小笑话带翻译的


  一些带有汉语翻译的短篇英语小笑话,更加受人青睐的。快来看看小编为你准备了几则带翻译的短篇英语小笑话,欢迎大家阅读!
  简短的英语小笑话
  A customer at my teller"s window was grumbling about the low interest rate on his savings account. He finally said he was just going to take all his money out of the bank,dig a hole in his back yard and bury it.
  一位顾客站在我的出纳窗口前,埋怨存钱的利率太低。最后,他说他妥把所有的钱从银行里取出来,在自家后院挖个坑,把钱理了。
  The teller next to rne leaned over. "Sir,I couldn"t help overhearing. Tell me, what is your address?".
  隔壁窗口的出纳员探过身来说:“先生,我实在不怒愉听,但还是听到了,告诉我,您住在什么地才?”
  简单的英语小笑话
  My battery commander and I were interviewing candidates for a position as reconnaissance sergeant in our artillery unit. The selected soldier needed to have keen eyesight,plus the ability to react quickly. During one interview,the commander pointed to a hill about a mile away and asked a young sergeant,"Can you see that hill over there?"
  炮兵司令和我一起给一群申请去好外炮兵部做侦察员的报名者面试。能胜任这个职务的人必须眼力好,反应快.在面试中,司令指着一英里外的一座小山问一个年轻的军士:
  “你能看到那座山吗?”
  "Yes,sir, "he replied.
  “是的,长官.”他回答。
  "Can you see the radio antenna on that hi11?"Again, the soldier said that he could." Well,then," the commander went on,”can you see the bird sitting on the antenna?"
  “你能看到山上的雷达天线吗?”
  The sergeant leaned forward and squinted.”No,sir,”he said,"but I can hear it singing.“
  “是的,长官。”他又一次回答.
  He got the job.
  “那好,”司令继续说:“你能看见天线上有只鸟吗?”
  这名军士把身体往前倾了倾,眯起眼睛,“不,长官,”他说,“但我听得见它在叫.”
  有趣的英文小故事
  As a courier for an express delivery service,I tried to deliver a package that required refrigeration, but found no one home. I went to the house next door and told the woman who answered that I had a package for her neighbor."Oh,she works Monday through Friday and every other Saturday,“said the woman,“said the woman, "and some Sundays. She leaves about 7:40 in the morning and gets home around 5:30,unless she goes to the store, in which case it"s closer to seven. And she"s going to the store tonight because her kids are coming to visit her all the way from California!"
  我是一名快件邮递员。我曾一次送一个需冷东的包裹。但主人不在家。我便敲开了邻居的门,那邻居说我说的包裹是她的邻居的。“噢,她从星期一到星期五,包括每隔一个星期六工作。”那位女邻居说.“有时她星期天也工作。她每天早上七点四十离家,下午五点半回来。如果她要去商店,差不多七点才能回来。今天晚上她要去商店的,因为她的孩于将
  特地从加利福尼亚来看她。”
  When she paused to take a breath, I asked if she would accept her neighbor"s package. "Oh,no, I can"t do that,“she said. "I don"t know her that well.”
  她停下喘气的工夫,我问她能否替邻居先把这包裹收下。“峨,不行,我可不能收。”她说:“我对她不怎么了解。”

英语小笑话篇(二):适合儿童的英语趣味小故事


  有很有有趣的方法是比较适合儿童学习英语的,而有的家长就喜欢给孩子阅读带有趣味性的英语小故事。下文是百分网小编为大家准备了适合儿童阅读的几个英语趣味小故事,希望能对大家有所帮助!
  儿童阅读的英文趣味小故事:催单
  Reminder
  In the veterinary office where I"m a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual rabies shot, and we were required by state law to ask his owner if Bruno had bitten anyone in the last ten days. "Oh yes, in fact that"s why we"re here," she replied. Surprised, I told her we assumed they"d come in because of our reminder.
  "We did," she explained. "Bruno bit the mail carrier who was delivering your card."
  催单
  我是一家兽医站的技师。当动物到了该注射疫苗的时候,我们就寄出催单。一条德国物质牧羊犬布 鲁诺来做每年一次的狂犬疫苗注射。我们依照州法律的要求询问他的主人,在过去的十天里布鲁诺是否咬了什么人。“噢,是的。事实上这正是我们到这儿来的原 因,”她回答说。我觉得奇怪,告诉她我们以为他们是因为收到了我们的催单才来的。
  “的确如此,”她解释道。“布鲁诺咬了给你们送催单的邮递员。”
  儿童阅读的英文趣味小故事:晒冰
  Sun the Ice
  Once a simpleton’s wife told him to buy some ice.
  Two hours later, he didn’t come back. She wanted to know why he didn’t come back and went out to have a look. She saw he was standing in the sun at the gate and watching the ice melting.
  “What’s the matter?” She asked him. “Why don’t you bring it in?”
  “I saw the ice was wet and I was afraid that you would scold me so I’m running it dry.” The simpleton answered.
  晒冰
  从前有一个笨人的妻子让她的丈夫买几块冰。
  两个小时后,他还没回来。
  她想知道他为什么没回来,就出去看了看,发现她的丈夫在门口站着,在太阳下晒冰,看着冰融化。
  她问他:“怎么啦?你为什么不把它拿进来?”
  “我看见冰是湿的,恐怕你会训斥我,因此,我正在把它晒干。”笨人回答道。
  儿童阅读的英文趣味小故事:一个愚蠢的人
  A Silly Man
  Fred was going to school. When he passed a park, he saw a man sawing a big branch from a tree. The man was on a ladder and the ladder was against the big branch he was sawing. “Hi, it is dangerous.” Fred shouted. “After you cut off the branch, you will fall, too.” But the man didn’t believe him, and said angrily, “Go away, you little thing. It’s none of your business.”
  Fred could do nothing, so he left. He didn’t go far before he heard something crashed. He rushed back and found the man lying on the ground.
  Fred asked some men for help. They carried the man to the hospital.
  一个愚蠢的人
  弗雷德走在上学的路上。路过一个公园时,他看见一个人在锯一棵大树的树枝。“嗨,你这么做很危险的。”费雷得喊道:“你锯了那树枝后,你会摔下来的。”而那个人不相信他,愤怒地说:“快走开,小东西,没有你的事。”
  费雷德没趣地离开了。他没有走多远就听见一声响,他急忙跑回去,发现那个人躺在地上。

英语小笑话篇(三):儿童英语小故事带汉语翻译


  一些比较简单又带有汉语翻译的英语小故事,是比较适合儿童阅读的。以下是百分网小编为大家整理了带汉语翻译的一些儿童英语小故事,一起来看看吧!
  带翻译的儿童英文小故事:最悲伤的事
  Bill,Jim,and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky-scraper. After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear
  that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and Scott, let"s break the monotony of this
  unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I"ll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At
  the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. " I will tell my saddest story first," he said.
  "I left the room key in the car!"
  比尔,吉姆,和史考特参加一埸会议,并且在一栋七十五层摩天大楼的顶楼合住一间大套房。在一整天的会议之后,他们非常惊讶地听说他们饭店的电梯坏掉了,他们必须要爬七十五层楼梯回到他们的房间。比尔对吉姆和史考特说,让我把精神集中在有趣的事情上,来打发这件令人不爽快又单调乏味的苦差事。前二十五层我来说笑话,后二十五层吉姆可以唱歌,剩下的路程史考特可以说些悲哀的故事。到了二十六层,比尔停止说笑话,吉姆开始唱歌。到了五十一层,吉姆停止唱歌,史考特开始说些悲哀的故事。他说:“首先,我要说我的悲哀的故事,我把房间钥匙留在车子?了!”
  带翻译的儿童英文小故事:狗和影子
  The Dog and the Shadow
  It happened that a Dog had got a piece of meat and was carrying it home in his mouth to eat it in peace. Now, on his way home he had to cross a plank lying across a running brook. As he crossed, he looked down and saw his own shadow reflected in the water beneath. Thinking it was another dog with another piece of meat, he made up his mind to have that also. So he made a snap at the shadow in the water, but as he opened his mouth the piece of meat fell out, dropped into the water and was never seen more.
  一只狗嘴里衔着一块肉,走过一条河上面的桥,看见他自己在水里的影子,以为是另一只狗,那时狗衔着的肉,比他自己的还要大一倍。因此他仍掉自己的那一块,狠狠地扑向那只狗,想夺到那一块较大的肉。结果两头都落了空,因为他想要抓取在水中的那一块,只不过是一个影子,而原来的那一块,也被水冲走了。
  Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
  谨记,切莫因追逐幻影而丢失已有的东西。
  儿童英文小故事:Let"s Speak English
  It was the first day of class. Two of her new ESL classmates wanted to know where Tara was from. They were both from Iraq. Because Tara looked Iraqi, one of the women asked Tara, in English, if she was from Iraq. Tara replied, "No, I"m not." Then the women took turns asking Tara if she was from Iran, or Syria, or Jordan. To each question, Tara responded with a simple no. Laughing, one woman said to the other, "She"s not from anywhere!" The two went to their desks, talking to each other in Arabic.
  The next day, the teacher divided the students into groups of four. The students in each group asked introductory questions of each other. A student in Tara"s group asked her, "Where are you from?" Tara answered that she was from Iraq. The two women who had questioned Tara the day before were sitting only a few feet away. Both of them heard Tara"s response.
  "Aha!" they both exclaimed. "You ARE from Iraq!" Tara smiled and said yes. Then she apologized to both of them for lying the day before. She explained that she had not wanted to get into an Arabic conversation with them. It had been her experience that many ESL students continued to speak their native language in ESL class, and Tara had not come to ESL class to practice her Arabic. In her opinion, ESL students should try to speak English only.
  "I agree," said Rose.
  "You"re 100 percent right," agreed Jennifer. "Rose and I must stop speaking Arabic to each other. Right, Rose?" Rose nodded, and then said something in Arabic. All three women laughed.
  Over the next four months, Tara became friendly with both women, although she never spoke a word of Arabic to them during class or break.

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