【英语笑话带翻译 短一些】短一点的英语笑话带翻译

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短一点的英语笑话带翻译：When do people talk least?

Student A: When do people talk least?

Student B: In February.

Student A: Why?

Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.

学生甲：人们什么时候说话最少?

学生甲：人们在什么时候说话最少?

学生乙：在二月。

学生甲：为什么呢?

学生乙：因为二月是一年中最短的一个月。

短一点的英语笑话带翻译：One Engine Left

A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result."

Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."

At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"

一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时。”

过了一会儿，旅客们又听到机长的声音：“各位，你们猜怎么啦?我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。”

正在这时，一位乘客非常气愤地说：“看在上帝的份上，如果我们再掉一个引擎，我们整夜都要待在天上了。”

短一点的英语笑话带翻译：Receipt

At the traffic fine office, the police handed a motorist a receipt for his traffic fine. The motorist must have been fined for speeding. He grumbled, "What am I supposed to do with this?" The clerk advised him, "Keep it. When you get four of these, you get a bicycle!" By that time, he wouldn't be allowed to drive a car!

在交通裁决所的办公室里，一位办事员开了一张收据给一名刚缴完罚款的汽车驾驶人，这个人可能是因为超速而受罚，他发牢骚地说：“ 我要怎么处理这张收据?”办事员建议道：“保留起来，等拿到四张收据时，你就会有一部脚踏车了!”因为那时候他就不能再开车了!

短一点的英语笑话带翻译：Thirteen and Fourteen

A man is walking by an insane asylum and hears all the residents chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen!" Quite curious about all this, he finds a hole in the fence, looks in and someonepokes him in the eye. Everyone in the asylum starts chanting "Fourteen! Fourteen!"

一个人路过疯人院，听见里面的病人正在一起高喊，“十三!十三!”这人感到很奇怪，碰巧发现栅栏上有一个洞，他附身朝里面看，这时突然有一个人从里面伸出手指戳中了他的眼睛。于是疯人院里所有人开始一起高喊，“十四!十四!”

短一点的英语笑话带翻译：Who is talking

An army general telephoned to his unit in another place wanting to speak to someone. He said, "Hello!"

There was a soldier, playing like a sergeant or something, at the other end of the line. He didn't recognize the voice of the high general commander in chief. He said, "Hello! Are you okay? Are you all right? What's up, doc? We should go out drinking again sometime. All right?

So the general shouts at the top of his voice, "Do you know who are you talking with? Shut up!"

Suddenly, it was quiet for a long time at the other end of the line. Then he asked, "Who is it? Who's speaking?".

The general said, "I'm the General, Commander in Chief of your unit."

There was a longer pause, greater silence; and the other end said, "Do you recognize who's speaking to you also?"

The general said, "No, who are you?" The soldier said, "Oh, very lucky for me that you didn't! Good bye!"

有一位将军，打电话到另一个地方给他下属的一个单位，要和某个人通话，他说：“喂!”

在电话另一端的是一个士官之类的人，他听不出这位总司令的声音，他说：“喂，你好吗?发生了什么事啊?我们找时间一起出去喝酒吧!”

这个将军在电话里拉开嗓门大吼：“你知道你在跟谁说话吗?住嘴!”突然间，电话的另一端安静了好长一段时间，然后才听到士兵开口问：“是谁在说话?”

将军说：“我是你们单位的总司令。”

又是一个更长的沉默，然后另一端说话了：“你听得出是谁在跟你说话吗?”将军说：“不知道，你是谁?”

这名士兵说：“喔，你不知道，我太幸运了，再见!”

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